On my desk right now:

One mug with vanilla black tea, one scotch glass (crystal) with dregs of Balvenie 21yr Portwood Cask, one Dunhill Pipe half full of Penzance English Mottled Flake Tobacco, one tin of said tobacco, one solid brass lift arm lighter with the inscription “You Light up My Life! Love, Judy” one Smythson floppy bound note book with one Frank B switchblade on top of it, one half typed letter.